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Well, this is off topic, so...

Is there a joke that you know?

Q: if a quiz makes you quizzical, what does a test make you?

A: testical!

I do have another joke, but it's an adult joke. Can I put here.

I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"

I politely told him, "There's nothing wrong with me."

The Hindu sadhu came and said, "Son, you will walk on your legs today."

I said, "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"

I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now...

I adore the jokes and all my friend know it, and one of them told me a joke when we were playing on slotozilla :

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’