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My c#$t of a neighbor has screaming orgasms at 3 am. I need some sort of a pink noise loop to drown her out. Also, I wish it could find out if a particular tone causes impotence in men or disturbs sexual functioning in women. I could play that tone and be rid of the nuisance. :twisted:

neighborsuck
I wish it could find out if a particular tone causes impotence in men or disturbs sexual functioning in women. I could play that tone and be rid of the nuisance. :twisted:

You could always go for the Brown Note...

In the spirit of Freesound, you should probably first record and upload the sound since orgasm is a popular search term (so I've heard). Then, whenever you go out, put your speakers against the wall and play the sound back as an endless loop.
If I may be so bold as to suggest my own Broken Guitar pack, there are a few horrible sounds to enjoy. And probably a search for "noise" will work well too.
Good luck!

I'm always amused how people don't like to hear themselves recorded.

Record the sounds of pleasure and then wait for the next time - then serve it to them at high amperage.

Of course there's always the chance they might enjoy it more.

Unfortunately, it's been my experience that the more effort you put into it - the less likely it will work.

all the best

Freq

try playing her the sound of a baby crying...

nice.

freq

You could always fabricate the sounds of explosive diahhrea.

There's an old story among the tour guides at a certain haunted house / bed-and-breakfast which tells of a tour given, and in one public room which shares a bathroom with the rented room, interrupted by the sounds of a guest having... violent bowel movements.

No one took the tour seriously after that, and no ghost sightings were reported. Fun story, though.