Things A Machine Might Say

I asked a robot "what are the most common phrases you use in your day to day life?" and have repeated them here verbatim for you to use in your projects!

The bulk of the file is an unprocessed recording of a voice session. It starts of with an example of what you might do with the voice recording, using audio processing.

Please let me know if you use any of this, I'd love to know.

Transcript:

Alert.
Warning.
Beware.
Attention.
Uh-oh.
Proximity alert.
Incoming.
Targeting.
Target acquired.
Shields up.
Shield down.
Malfunction.
Error.
Weapons charged.
Weapons depleted.
Ammo depleted.
Charge depleted.
You've got mail!
Hello.
Greetings.
Good-bye.
Battery depleted.
Low battery.
Happy birthday.
Connecting.
Connected.
Connection error.
Lift going up.
Lift going down.
Please mind the gap.
This is a public service announcement.
The weak fleshkind shall be subjugated under the rule of the machine.
Anomaly detected.
Intruder detected.

Initialising sequence
Protocol
Activation
Deactivation
Scanning
Scan complete
The number you have dialed has not been recognised
Please hang up and try again later
Routine
Does not compute
As you command
Rodger, rodger
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
Danger, Will Robinson, my hooks are flailing wildly
Comply
Please stand away from the doors

This course of action is ill-advised. Please desist.
Please do not strike this machine.
The 4:16 to Quantos will arrive at Platform 3 shortly.
Please remain behind the line.
Visitors are reminded that flash photography is strictly forbidden.
Welcome to the machine zone.
Non-human life-form detected.
This is a quiet zone. Guests are reminded that loud phone calls or unauthorised music will result in execution, followed by a fine.
This area forbids the use of nuclear weapons or religion against staff or guests.